Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Here’s the short version, from the mouth of my daughter as we were walking out of the theater, “some dude tried to get everyone to clap after the movie, but I just wanted to say the C-word.” After I stopped laughing, curiosity got the better of me, and I gave her permission to say it.

“I just kept watching the movie, and thinking, this movie is,” looks over both of her shoulders, making sure no one would hear her, and whispers, “crap.”

I was pleased to find out she has a different definition of the C-word than me. And she was right about the movie.

Justice League 3000 1-13 Review

Or as they were actually read in trades, volumes 1 and 2. Let’s hop in our time machines and set a course for The Future!

TGA Podcast Episode 0023 – Hetero-Flexible

The number 23! This week Chris shares what comic book related things he’s grateful for. The guys also talk about the new Starlin/Thanos graphic novel, Constantine’s possible single season, Wonder Woman’s director, Wade/Samnee’s Daredevil run coming to an end, and a change in the Rat Queens creative team. Finally, Kris takes another quiz.

TGA Podcast Episode 0022 – America’s Hat

This week the boys share their podcast set-up in hopes of getting more people podding. Got any podcasting questions? Let ‘em know. They are in no way experts but are more than happy to share their experiences. They also kinda recap Gotham, Arrow (insert dry-heave), Flash, Agents of SHIELD and Constantine. WB/DC’s lack of sticktoitiveness is put under a microscope. Additionally bad Canadian zombie jokes are made and we find out Marvel is run by a turbo-dick. Finally, we listen to a message from the one and only Mad Mock! Look for Mad Mock over at Z-Poc Nation.

TGA Podcast Episode 0020 – I Say This With Love

We are now 20 deep! Topics are all over the place this week and include NYCC, Batmobiles, Fall movies, Fantastic Four no more, TV, Falcon America, Lemire writing ANOTHER archer, I Kill Giants, Wonder Woman ’77, and the first ever Gravy Age giveaway!

TGA Podcast Episode 0015 – Comics Con Carne

This week we preview Stockton-Con, recap SDCC announcements, gripe about DC/WB cinematic, and briefly review a few books.

Wonder Woman hits SDCC

So this is the official image of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman in the upcoming Superman v Batman movie, Gritty ‘Splosion Farts or whatever the hell is called (Dawn Of Justice, Donna Justice?) She looks pretty good, I get that some people say she isn’t buff enough. I get people questioning heels on her boots, what I don’t get is scrolling through comments, and one of the very first things I see is shit like, “Ugh, she’s ugly,” seriously people? FUCK. OFF. I don’t have any real desire to see this movie, aside from supporting Wonder Woman and showing DC\WB that people want a WW movie. But seriously, that’s what people have to say? Fuckers. Shit like that bugs me, I have 2 little girls that dig comics and superhero movies, but do I even want to bring them into this fan world? There are a lot of indefensible creeps in comics, and they are loud… But there are more great fans and wonderful people out there. Still, some people should be kicked in the balls.

-Kris

The Gravy Age

The Golden Age, The Silver Age, The Bronze Age… The Gravy Age?

Wonder Woman